Does he make the floorboards creak

in the middle of the night

Does he give the others chills

and such awful frights

Does he hog the sofa

and take up all the bed

Does his mellow purr

go straight up to your head

Do I know exactly where to stop

so you have to go around

I've done my best

to pay my debts

I've given you my image

and it's duty-free

I have fans

across the land

as you can plainly see

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